life

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

Iโ€™ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

exwife-effigy:

oyemiamor:

quebolaitsmojito:

vampireschoolnight:

junglejews:

snowballsack:

seagulls on laxatives

genius

i am still laughing really hard.

this is gold

poor seagulls omg

This is fucking gross.

justawefull:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

damn it rocket, can’t you just be grateful

justawefull:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

damn it rocket, canโ€™t you just be grateful

frickgerard:

donโ€™t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

reverseracist:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

Is this a joke

is this how people eat if they canโ€™t cook